1. nicolehoran-maybe:

    veni-vidi-igothammered:

    I love him because he’s the only one in their lives to call their bullshit

    basically saying what we’re all thinking

    (Source: awmy, via whorn-y)

     
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  4. jetizen:

    Badger cuts deep

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  5. and then tumblr got hit by a bus..

    (via gloomsome)

     
  6. Omg. I can’t.

    (via hijustsmile-deactivated20121205)

     
  7. finnicksheart:

    "There are infinite numbers between 0 and 1. There's .1 and .12 and  .112 and an infinite collection of others. Of course, there is a   bigger infinite set of numbers between 0 and 2, or between 0 and a  million. There are days, many of them, when I resent the size of my unbound set. I want more numbers I'm likely to get, and God, I want more numbers for Augustus Waters than he got. But Gus, my love, I cannot tell you how grateful I am for our little infinity. I wouldn't trade it for anything. You gave me a forever within the numbered days, and I'm grateful."

    (Source: augustuswate, via kmsarver)

     
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  10. Looking For Alaska

    (via iwontsink-thistime-deactivated2)

     
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    1. Obama: Oh, my God! I love your foreign policy. Where did you get it?
    2. Romney: It was Reagan's in the '80's.
    3. Obama: Vintage. So adorable!
    4. Romney: Thanks!
    5. Obama: That is the worst effing foreign policy I've ever seen.
     

  12. cozely:

    I really want to hear Obama say “nigga please” just once 

    (via the-fault-in-our-deathstar)

     
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  14. (Source: bakedzeppelin, via viridianaxo)